strange facts about my life

so my windshield wiper fluid is clearly some alcoholic soap concoction. but every time i use it to spray my windshield, i get this small burst windshield fluid smell in my car through the air vents. and you know what's really weird? to me, that smell to me is reminiscent of my father's breath when i was growing up as a kid. i think that's a telltale sign that my dad drinks too much. either that, or he drinks too much audi window wiping fluid.

second thing? i've been flying these cross country flights to nyc a lot recently. and during those trips i've realized that i like to watch movies with no sound. it let's you run your creative juices a little. you should all try it.